slugbox

Remember trainers! Sylveon is cute as fuck but it has 65 Def and most of the Pseudo Dragons have a 130ish Atk! And they’re all faster. And every Garchomp and its mother now knows Poison Jab. And there’s also Metagross. Save a life! Plan ahead! Box the sparkle dog! Get an Azumarill!

shiny-female-sawk

nah man

florges

mewinabubble

believe it or not…i have not battled one goddamn sylveon yet…

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